Today's Chris Christie Fact
If you spell Chris Christie in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Governor Awesome is on vacation this week. But don’t worry we’re still safe.
When Chris Christie leaves his house, he doesn’t lock his door. Criminals lock their doors.
They were going to release a Chris Christie edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be “Chris Christie. In The Library. With a veto pen.”
Chris Christie can improve a floundering economy simply by glaring at it menacingly.
Chris Christie can leap tall buildings in a single bound. He never has to though, the buildings move out of his way when he walks down the street.
You don't tug on Superman's cape,
You don't spit in the wind,
You don't pull the mask off the ole Lone Ranger,
and you don't mess around with Chris Christie.
